I’m always smiling on Facebook
Witty and Laughing Out Loud.
I’ve got lots of friends here on Facebook
Hundreds and loads – quite a crowd.

My children don’t argue on Facebook
They’re always adoring and happy.
I’m never a grumpy-faced cow here,
Never short-tempered or snappy.

The sun always shines here on Facebook.
We’re often on hikes in the wood.
My life is one great round of parties and fun
My children are always SOOOOOO good.

It’s not that I’m lying,
Not really, not quite,
It’s just that I’m showing me
In my best light.

I wish I was REALLY as nice as I look
And always lived here, in the Land of Facebook.