There's a reason he walks with his nose in the air And a general demeanour of 'Devil may care'
She wanted these children I generously sired So why does she always complain that she’s tired?
Buster, being quite some cat,
Caught himself a baby rat
He hit me! Mum! She hit me first! I’ll hit you last! I’ll hit you worst!
‘K’ my daughter texted me
Just the other day.
What does that even mean?
What’s she trying to say?