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Tag: Funny

A statement from Rishi the Rich

March 26, 2022 AliBaileyLeave a comment

I just can’t help everyone, as I once said. So I’m helping the rich, just like me. While I get much richer, and eat seeded bread, You’ll shiver, with nothing for tea.

Posted in Poem, PoliticsTagged Budget, CostOfLiving, Funny, Poem, poetry, Politics, RishiSunak, SpringStatement, UK

New Clothes (again)

March 26, 2022 AliBaileyLeave a comment

The jesters and trumpeters ride on his train there's money for them in the lies they maintain

Posted in PoemTagged BorisJohnson, Funny, Life, Love, Poem, poetry, Politics, UK

Cats of distinction

February 23, 2022February 23, 2022 AliBaileyLeave a comment

I've seen my cattake a drinkfrom the toilet,from the sink,from the frogspawn in the pond,(of puddle water, he seems fond)from my own glass,from the drain,from his fur, he licks the rain,from the water washing veg,from a plant pot in the hedge,from the road, in a pot-hole But never everever evernever never from his bowl.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Cats, Funny, Love, Poem, poetry

Dring Dring!

January 4, 2022 AliBaileyLeave a comment

It took nine days to learn to heed Not the clock, but my own need

Posted in Light, PoemTagged Family, Funny, Hope, Life, Poem, poetry, sleep

The witch’s cat

November 18, 2021 AliBaileyLeave a comment

There's a reason he walks with his nose in the air And a general demeanour of 'Devil may care'

Posted in Light, PoemTagged cat, Funny, Poem, poetry

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