I just can’t help everyone, as I once said. So I’m helping the rich, just like me. While I get much richer, and eat seeded bread, You’ll shiver, with nothing for tea.
Tag: Funny
New Clothes (again)
The jesters and trumpeters ride on his train there's money for them in the lies they maintain
Cats of distinction
I've seen my cattake a drinkfrom the toilet,from the sink,from the frogspawn in the pond,(of puddle water, he seems fond)from my own glass,from the drain,from his fur, he licks the rain,from the water washing veg,from a plant pot in the hedge,from the road, in a pot-hole But never everever evernever never from his bowl.
Dring Dring!
It took nine days to learn to heed Not the clock, but my own need
The witch’s cat
There's a reason he walks with his nose in the air And a general demeanour of 'Devil may care'
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