Here on Plague Island, we’re learning to live With sewage pumped into our rivers With fast-rising prices Our households in crisis We’re facing a winter of shivers.
Buster, being quite some cat,
Caught himself a baby rat
People are awesome, when push comes to shove
Imagine if you woke to hear birds singing all as one The morning chorus – organised – not nearly so much fun!
I’m helping my country to tackle tax dodgers. Step one: Simply find out where Jacob Rees-Mogg is. Step two: Ask him kindly if maybe the fact isHe despises his country too much to pay taxes? Step three: we explain that we all understand.After all, he has witnessed corruption first-hand.I guess he’s reluctant to hand over [...]