Bit ‘ot! Sweat and swelter.
Seeking shade, enter shelter,
Through to garden, seeking breeze.
Not a leaf moves on the trees.
Still too hot, can’t get by
Me so sweaty, grass so dry.
Should enjoy it, but I’m not
Sorry, but it’s too damned hot,
Too damned hot to wear this thing
Sweaty, tight annoying cling.
Release catch under top –
Free at last, do the flop.
Looks so wrong, feels so right
Too damned hot for clothes so tight.
In this heat, it feels fantastic
To free yourself from taut elastic.
Technology has come so far
Please invent a cooling bra.