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Dodgin’ & Skivin’

I’m helping my country to tackle tax dodgers. Step one: Simply find out where Jacob Rees-Mogg is. Step two: Ask him kindly if maybe the fact isHe despises his country too much to pay taxes? Step three: we explain that we all understand.After all, he has witnessed corruption first-hand.I guess he’s reluctant to hand over [...]

The Garden of your Mind

You’re not sick. It’s a trick of the brambleTo steal the lightOr outright strangle all other plants. You’re healthy.Not a sickly flowerNo. Your roots are strong.You have that power.You’d go a long way, given the chance,I’d say. But all is not equal. The bramble bushes got here first;Poisoned the soil; slaked their thirst.The dice were [...]