Perfect!

He hit me! Mum!
She hit me first!
I’ll hit you last!
I’ll hit you worst!

Shotgun! No! I bagsied it!
Mum!
She can’t sit there!
It’s my turn!
No, it’s MY turn.
Mum!
It’s just not fair!

Are we nearly there yet?
I think I need a wee.
That’s my side!
No, that’s MY side.
Mum!
He licked my knee.

I’m hungry, Mum! I’m thirsty too.
I thought YOU packed the drinks.
I’m not eating that!
Yuckee!
This picnic stinks.

Look, look! There’s an ice cream van.
Not fair, Mum, she’s got more!
I AM being careful!
Oops
It’s fallen on the floor.

He hit me! Mum!
She hit me first!
I’ll hit you last!
I’ll hit you worst!

I’m tired. Is it much further, Mum?
There’s something in my shoe.
Carry me. No, carry ME!
I trod in poo.

That’s my stick! No, that’s my stick.
Mum!
He broke my favourite stick.

The dog just ate a dead thing, Mum
And now she’s being sick.

One more push, please, one more push?
But I don’t want to go!
No-one else is leaving yet,
I
Hate
You
So!



I love you, Mum. I love you too.
I had a lovely day.
Can we go again some time?

Are you OK?

The photo’s up on Facebook now.
The likes are rolling in.
A perfect pic! A perfect day and
Thank the Lord for gin!

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