He hit me! Mum! She hit me first! I’ll hit you last! I’ll hit you worst!
Please put on a lid!
It's time for us to change this world.
It's time we all were trying.
For I'd rather see kids protesting
Than watch them slowly dying.
The Government had a hankering An urge to measure schools. “It’s too complex”, the teachers said, “There simply aren’t the tools.” Then, In a gloomy basement, One dark and dismal day A dull and dreary grey man Found A way to measure grey. MPs were delighted! At last, they’d got the thing To measure all [...]
Maybe it’s time for us parents to do what the teachers aren’t able And tell DfE civil servants where to stick their stupid league table. The numbers of kids in a year group are too small to draw safe conclusions. So trying to rank their results this way is only causing confusion. If numbers don’t [...]