Imagine if you woke to hear birds singing all as one The morning chorus – organised – not nearly so much fun!
Tag: Politics
The Mash Report
Sir Boris was the World’s Worst Knight:A shabby flabby sorry sight.Chivalry?What a bore!He held himself beyond the law.Bolstered by entitled Chums;Peasants kept down under thumbs.Sir B despised the lowly hordes;Slipped hidden tithings to his Lords;Poor folk were bent to rich folks’ whim.In short, the world’s worst knight was him! The Village Inn was called ‘The [...]
Dodgin’ & Skivin’
I’m helping my country to tackle tax dodgers. Step one: Simply find out where Jacob Rees-Mogg is. Step two: Ask him kindly if maybe the fact isHe despises his country too much to pay taxes? Step three: we explain that we all understand.After all, he has witnessed corruption first-hand.I guess he’s reluctant to hand over [...]
#WarOnWoke
So, when You’ve won the War on Woke; What then? Will you pause? Perhaps rejoice? No more to give your conscience voice? What is it, though, you hope to win When decency is all done in, When compassion falls in death, When kindness draws its final breath When every good is gone - bereft What [...]
Autocratic Amputation
Should we pity Hand in his insanity For cutting himself off from his humanity? Or do we merely feel contempt That Hand should think himself exempt From feeding Mouth or wiping Bum?
Ali 