It pays I would say to have one of their own always right there at the end of the phone
Tag: UKPolitics
#No10ChristmasParty
“By Jove, this is all they are talking about!With one little party, we’ve all been found out.Now, here is a crisis I at last understand.Tell me, my crack team, what have we got planned?” “It’s clear,” says The Trussy, “we need to take actionWhat we need now is a Major Distraction.” “I say!” says Rees-Moggy, [...]
Plague Island
Here on Plague Island, we’re learning to live With sewage pumped into our rivers With fast-rising prices Our households in crisis We’re facing a winter of shivers.
Great
I’m a patriot, it’s plain. I’ll make my nation great again.
The Mash Report
Sir Boris was the World’s Worst Knight:A shabby flabby sorry sight.Chivalry?What a bore!He held himself beyond the law.Bolstered by entitled Chums;Peasants kept down under thumbs.Sir B despised the lowly hordes;Slipped hidden tithings to his Lords;Poor folk were bent to rich folks’ whim.In short, the world’s worst knight was him! The Village Inn was called ‘The [...]
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