It pays I would say to have one of their own always right there at the end of the phone
“By Jove, this is all they are talking about!With one little party, we’ve all been found out.Now, here is a crisis I at last understand.Tell me, my crack team, what have we got planned?” “It’s clear,” says The Trussy, “we need to take actionWhat we need now is a Major Distraction.” “I say!” says Rees-Moggy, [...]
Here on Plague Island, we’re learning to live With sewage pumped into our rivers With fast-rising prices Our households in crisis We’re facing a winter of shivers.
I’m a patriot, it’s plain. I’ll make my nation great again.
Sir Boris was the World’s Worst Knight:A shabby flabby sorry sight.Chivalry?What a bore!He held himself beyond the law.Bolstered by entitled Chums;Peasants kept down under thumbs.Sir B despised the lowly hordes;Slipped hidden tithings to his Lords;Poor folk were bent to rich folks’ whim.In short, the world’s worst knight was him! The Village Inn was called ‘The [...]