Here on Plague Island, we’re learning to live With sewage pumped into our rivers With fast-rising prices Our households in crisis We’re facing a winter of shivers.
I’m a patriot, it’s plain. I’ll make my nation great again.
Sir Boris was the World’s Worst Knight:A shabby flabby sorry sight.Chivalry?What a bore!He held himself beyond the law.Bolstered by entitled Chums;Peasants kept down under thumbs.Sir B despised the lowly hordes;Slipped hidden tithings to his Lords;Poor folk were bent to rich folks’ whim.In short, the world’s worst knight was him! The Village Inn was called ‘The [...]