The jesters and trumpeters ride on his train there's money for them in the lies they maintain
Tag: BorisJohnson
#No10ChristmasParty
“By Jove, this is all they are talking about!With one little party, we’ve all been found out.Now, here is a crisis I at last understand.Tell me, my crack team, what have we got planned?” “It’s clear,” says The Trussy, “we need to take actionWhat we need now is a Major Distraction.” “I say!” says Rees-Moggy, [...]
Boris’ boat
With U-turn after U-turn Boris soon got lost He wished that Dom had told him true How much this thing would cost
HandsFaceSpace
Sod the slogans! Just talk sense.Don’t spaff moneyUp the fence. Try to followCodes you signed. Bin the bully. Be more kind. Read the papersWise folk write. Don’t drive cars toTest eyesight! Stop the lying.Tell the truth. Ease the pressureOn our youth. Stop the bluster.Act with grace.We want more thanHands, Face, Space
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