I’m helping my country to tackle tax dodgers. Step one: Simply find out where Jacob Rees-Mogg is. Step two: Ask him kindly if maybe the fact isHe despises his country too much to pay taxes? Step three: we explain that we all understand.After all, he has witnessed corruption first-hand.I guess he’s reluctant to hand over [...]
Tag: poetry
The Trumpkin Orc
We’d failed to see how deep it went: Dark magic’s creeping discontent.
What matters more?
It's time to choose what matters more: Future hope? or keeping score?
A spider!
Of two of us, it’s safe to say, Twas her that had the rougher day
Perfect!
He hit me! Mum! She hit me first! I’ll hit you last! I’ll hit you worst!