Another year has nearly gone And here we are: It's Omicron!
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The Salesman said:
Roll up now. Roll up. Come buy Christmas Cheer. Come buy your Brand New Doohickey right here!
#No10ChristmasParty
“By Jove, this is all they are talking about!With one little party, we’ve all been found out.Now, here is a crisis I at last understand.Tell me, my crack team, what have we got planned?” “It’s clear,” says The Trussy, “we need to take actionWhat we need now is a Major Distraction.” “I say!” says Rees-Moggy, [...]
The witch’s cat
There's a reason he walks with his nose in the air And a general demeanour of 'Devil may care'
A statement by Mr Richard Head
She wanted these children I generously sired So why does she always complain that she’s tired?